From my 1971 yearbook – we grads did know something?  One liners under the grad photos:

School is mind over matter, if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

It’s good to have an open mind, but don’t forget to always keep on end closed.

Did you know that women’s feet are two sizes larger than they used to be from trying to fill men’s shoes.

A smile is a curved line that makes everything straight.

I’m physically coordinated; it’s the rest of the world that’s clumsy.

If I keep frowning, I may get credit for thinking.

How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards

Look up . . . Look way up.

The closest he’ll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.