Quotes as I remember them!

If at first you don’t succeed, consider other alternatives – like asking someone to help!

The cow jumped over the moon – a photoshop special!

Measure twice – cut only when you have to, a crowbar can make a lot of things fit!

Close only counts in girls, grenades and horseshoes – except for relatives, nothing closer than a brother or sister!

Can you add a few???

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    A stich in time saves nine,or does it depend on how big the rip is?.

  2. Anonymous

    Don’t quit on the cows tail

    If it is working don’t fix it

  3. Beryl

    Women need 2 things to keep the home:

    wd 40 if you doesn’t move when it should;

    duct tape if it moves when it shouldn’t.

    I personally have added Goop to the list at the recommendation of my car mechanic!

    Beryl.

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