There really is a SPLATTER team!
Yesterday night I went to the “changing of the name” ceremony for our local cadets branch. The cadets stood on parade for over an hour. Literally stood – with two sit-down/stand-up breaks of about 15 seconds each. As the evening progressed they began to look weary. Some wavered!
And then, from just outside the edge of the squadron, two parents wandered into the ranks. They checked on a cadet. Just to make sure they were alright.
Their mission? “We are the splatter patrol – we keep them from splattering all over the floor!”