Today I was trimming my beard.
This is a new activity for me. I notice things as I peer into the mirror. Particularly that the hair on one side of my head is straight. On the other side the fulness of the follicles is noticeable (OK, I used the alliteration for emphasis, even though the strict word definition doesn’t quite hold up the illustration – if you get this, welcome to the geek world of grammar and lexicography!).
I mentioned this to my wife. Something about how one side made me look much younger than the other.
She made the point – somewhat nicely.
“You’re still old. Doesn’t matter which side you look at!”