Today I got one of those forwarded emails. Usually they get deleted, but today I was on holidays!
20 ways to maintain a high level of insanity.
Loved them. Here’s a gem or two!
- Order a diet Water whenever you go out to eat .
- Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."
- Sing along at the opera.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
- When leaving the Zoo, run towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
- Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."